Yes, I wrote out an entire song for this purely for entertainment Red Witch tried to get the original tune synced with the lyrics, but it didn't quite work. But what did come out became more original than intended.
The Following is: What you’re doing with those sheep.
[Intro]
(One, two, three, four!)
Imagine this: A 28-year-old in a Cambridge hoodie is sitting in a dark room at 1:30 AM. Behind them, a single candle is dripping wax "artistically" down a skull. On-screen text: "Is my PhD in gay frogs and lesbian seagulls research getting canceled by Gen Z?"
If this pisses you off, the problem is you
Welcome. You’ve officially shuffled into the hall of existential identity clarification. If you’re offended, that was probably the point—allegedly. Just so we’re clear, we don’t do apologies here. Anyone saying "sorry" on our behalf isn't a Druan, so their olive branch is basically a twig from a dead tree. Ignore them.
Now that the air is cleared...
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