
FIRST CHURCH OF DRUWAYU
EMBRACE LOGIC, HUMOR AND ABSURDITY
EST. OCT 1, 2024


Our Origins: A Journey from Vision to Reality
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Terms Used ("the Church, this Church, our Church, Church us, our, we" or when mentioning the religion it is Druwayu, the culture or tradition, it is Druish or individuals by the singular Druan or plural Druans. When referring to the council of elders it is called the Drusidu).
Druwayu began as a spark of innovation in 1985 and was slowly developed over several decades. Originally it had no name as a distinctive identifier. In 1996 it went online under the group name World of Warlocks and Witches. It was not an "official" organization and acted more as a private club. ​
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Eventually it was regrouped and renamed to sound more Old European, like some back woods village name. The name that was chosen was 3 Covens as it was the central merger of Warlocks Plus, Northwest Witches, and a name from a virtual world location called Naked Pagans where no one was actually naked or identified as Pagan. 3 Covens continued for a time on an old platform called webs.com. That was until webs.com started cutting back on many features and was self chose to shut down by 2011.
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Through these processes and moving away from many of the features that tended to lean much more heavily on sarcasm and humor and wishing to take things more seriously and focusing more on reliability and accuracy as well as consistency, the tradition was given a name distinctive name Sidutru in 2011. The intent was for it to be applied in the sense of "customs of truth" in context so as to reflect the intention for complete honesty. This was because the word sidu is often claimed to mean custom + tru as the source for the modern word true in English. By a fluke it was unlocked it is actually akin to the same roods of words such as sedes (seats) and sed (seed) with a sense of "set in place" and therefore other words like sit, sat seated and so forth. That was in 2013.
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By 2014 with most of the foundations already in place, the Gaulish root for tru was adopted instead and placed as a prefix, but the suffix chose was wayu, source of the word ways and akin to wega, with the base sense of direction, path, and so forth. Thus, the original intent for the naming was preserved as Druwayu. From sidu-tru the founder simply revered the words as dru + sidu creating the word Drusidu to mean Tree Seats in the sense of dedicated chairs and itself a name for a council of elders but not related to the titles of elders themselves. At this time the term Druan was applied to mean true one as one dedicated to honesty and being a follower of the 'Druish' tradition of Druwayu. The term Druish was in part inspired by its usage as a pun in the movie Spaceballs from Mel Brooks in 1987. However, the word Druish has older sources yet still. In that sense humor was retained as a valid part of the culture. This in no way takes away from the religion's philosophy that integrates real-world sciences with ethical spirituality and its emergence in response to both limitations imposed on or from various religions and too many parody movements anti-religious hypocrisies to put it mildly.
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By the end of 2014, the titles of clergy were officially recognized in three ranks as High Elder Warlocks and Witches, Elder Warlocks and Witches and common Warlocks and Witches, while making it clear that while all Warlocks and Witches of Druwayu are Druans, not al Druans are themselves Warlocks and Witches and that the specific titles of Warlock is for a male clergy member and Witch for a female clergy member. This is in part based on actual historical and proper usage with cited and supporting evidence, and careful scrutiny resulting in these designations. The official church had not been formed, however, the plans were always to have it purely online to reduce any subsequent costs, especially when making a move to to secure its basic non-profit status and not simply throw things together haphazardly.
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While much was being sorted out about plans for this church were in the works, the founder also established a presence on Facebook called Northwest Warlocks & Witches, a group page started on February 8th, 2019. Its purpose was simple: to inspire, share knowledge, eliminate ignorance, arrogance and overcome silly fears pertaining to this subject matter. It still exists and welcomes anyone who identifies as a Jew, Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Druid, etc. or generalized identities such as a Monotheistic Gnostic, Agnostic, Deist, Theist, or Pantheist, Polytheist, Animist, Atheist, Non-Theist so on and so forth, encouraging mutually respectful and open to learning and dialogues,while also striving to inspire, share knowledge, eliminate ignorance, arrogance and overcome silly fears pertaining to this subject matter. To date it has hundreds of members and the numbers continue to climb slowly but surely.
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On October 1, 2024, the founder formalized our community with the establishment of the First Church of Druwayu, a recognized non-profit organization exempt from federal taxes under First Amendment protections. What started as a personal quest for truth has grown into a global Druish culture, uniting seekers from all walks of life who crave intellectual freedom and genuine connection. We're not just a religion; we're a movement restoring integrity to spiritual exploration, free from occult entanglements or outdated hierarchies.
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Our Motto is Embrace Logic, Humor, and Absurdity
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Logic: We prioritize rational thinking, intellectual honesty, and evidence-based inquiry. Science isn't an enemy; it's an ally in unlocking humanity's potential. Question everything, research relentlessly, and build your beliefs on solid ground.
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Humor: Life's challenges are lighter with laughter. We celebrate joy, resilience, and the emotional strength that comes from not taking ourselves too seriously. In a serious world, humor is our sacred tool for healing and connection.
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Absurdity: Existence has no inherent meaning — and that's liberating! We empower you to define your purpose authentically, without shame or punishment. No apostasy here; your path is yours to choose, evolve, or abandon.
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Our cosmological framework, the Drikeyu (Three Keys), weaves science, theology, and philosophy as part of one whole
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Worloga (Primal Laws): The foundational rules of existence, tied to the One God.
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Wyrda (Reciprocal Dynamics): The interplay of actions and consequences, linked to the Three Goddesses.
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Wihas (Eternal Essence): The vital spirit animating all things, embodied by innumerable Wights—spiritual beings representing life, soul, and unseen forces.
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We also honor Hallowed Ones—living or deceased individuals celebrated for their kindness, honesty, compassion, and contributions to peace and justice where ever they and when ever they have existed. Anyone can nominate them, promoting a living legacy of inspiration.
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Importantly, Druwayu stands apart from paganism, heathenry, occultism, or Satanism. We view all religions as human constructs, inherently secular and shaped by culture.
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Our focus? Building a respectful, ethical community where respect is earned, not imposed, and tolerance is not unconditional or blindly given.
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Our Practices: Authenticity in Action
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Druwayu isn't about rote rituals or exclusive initiations—it's about living boldly and supporting one another. As a Druan (our term for members), you'll:
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Explore personal autonomy through questioning and self-discovery.
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Engage in environmental and spiritual stewardship, honoring our planet and its wights.
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Participate in reciprocal community support, where mutual aid strengthens our global Druish identity.
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Avoid imposing beliefs on others, while standing firm against intolerance.
No barriers to entry: If you align with our values, simply participate actively to join.
Why Join Us? That's up to you.
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In an era of uncertainty, Druwayu offers a refreshing alternative: a spirituality that fuels innovation and champions truth. Whether you're a scientist seeking deeper meaning, an artist embracing life's absurdities, or a seeker rejecting outdated dogmas, our community welcomes you as you are. We've seen too many spiritual paths stifle curiosity—Druwayu amplifies it. Imagine a world where logic and laughter bridge divides, where science and spirit coexist harmoniously. That's the future we're seeking to build together.
Get Involved Today
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Join our community: Visit our Facebook group or LinkedIn page to connect with fellow Druans.
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Support our mission: Donate to our non-profit efforts or shop our church store for symbolic items that inspire your journey.
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Learn more: Dive into our clergy titles, doctrines, and resources at LEARN.
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Contact us: Reach out via email or social media—we're here to answer questions and welcome your ideas.
The First Church of Druwayu isn't just a place of worship; it's a catalyst for authentic living. Step into the absurdity, laugh at the unknown, and logically chart your course. Your true path awaits.
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