HUMOR HAVEN

MAKE ME FAMOUS. I WELCOME THE ATTENTION! LIBTARD!

[Verse 1]

Safe-space soldier, armed with my pen,

Typin’ justice like a true Portlandian.

Verse 1

Morning sun is rising bright,

Kitchen smells are pure delight,

Bread is toasting, crisp and warm,

Simple lunch in perfect form.

Yes, I wrote out an entire song for this purely for entertainment Red Witch tried to get the original tune synced with the lyrics, but it didn't quite work. But what did come out became more original than intended.

The Following is: What you’re doing with those sheep.

[Intro]