High Elder Warlock
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MAKE ME FAMOUS. I WELCOME THE ATTENTION! LIBTARD!
[Verse 1]
Safe-space soldier, armed with my pen,
Typin’ justice like a true Portlandian.
THE NEVER ENDING GORY (a parody within a parody)
A 5-Minute Satirical Screenplay Concept( Adult, hyper-violent parody of The Never Ending Story, weaponizing “trauma-removal” culture)
LOGLINE
When a well-meaning AI “sensitivity editor” tries to delete the horse-sinking scene because it’s “too sad for modern kids,” the book fights back — transforming the entire story into a grotesque, blood-soaked grindhouse nightmare. Attempts to sanitize fantasy only make the horror infinitely worse.
FADE IN:
Verse 1
Morning sun is rising bright,
Kitchen smells are pure delight,
Bread is toasting, crisp and warm,
Simple lunch in perfect form.
High Elder Warlock
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Druan
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Elder Warlock
Druan
Elder Witch