THE CAULDRON REPORT

Bullshit: Get over it. MAGA Warlocks and Witches exist. So what. So do leftist ones, so do communist ones, so do socialist ones, so do independents, etc. They are not a contradiction, a novelty, or a progressive invention. Historical facts and the actual structure of the crafts make the usual objections collapse. However, let them bitch. Its free advertising.

Mockery only demonstrates the ongoing ignorance of those imposing themselves on everyone else and what “they demand” it to be, while also preaching that it is whatever you want it to be. Also, if you don't have a better grasp on things like theology and diverse philosophies and just spout topic gibberish, the ignorance is your own.

Witchcraft, sorcery, and related practices long predate modern politics, Wica (later promoted as Wicca), and the 20th-century “Pagan” revival. European folk magic, cunning folk, rootwork, hoodoo, Appalachian granny magic, and various ceremonial systems operated for centuries among rural and working people who were not left-wing, not feminist nonsense that like a parasite hijacks everything, and frequently have been Christian-adjacent or culturally conservative. Practitioners (including Christians and even atheists) used charms, hexes, herbalism, and spirit work for practical ends—protection, cursing enemies, fertility, weather, justice—without requiring a progressive identity. The idea that the craft is inherently left-wing is a late 20th-century overlay, not an ancient rule.

“Wican” and broader Pagan labels are modern constructs. Gerald Gardner’s Wica is mid-20th century and yet has been pushed over the top of everything in these subjects to the point of profound ignorance and general stupidity. Not every Warlock or Witch is Wican or Pagan; not every Pagan is a practitioner of the craft. Many traditional and solitary workers reject those labels entirely. Gender assumptions are equally ahistorical: male practitioners (cunning men, warlocks, sorcerers) appear throughout the records alongside women. Treating the craft as mostly female is a recent, childish stereotype based no less on the same old-world claims the very same so-called moderns complain about—while ignoring that most of the accused were not any such things. By proclaiming such nonsense these morons essentially claim the victims of paranoia were in fact exactly what they were accused of, which is a known fraud.

The stupid objection “Real Warlocks and Witches can’t be MAGA / right-wing / Trump supporters” is imposed ideology and it is entirely false. The craft is a set of techniques and relationships with power and spirituality—regardless of your brand of it or lack of it—not a political party platform. Historical practitioners were not voting blocs. Modern ones are free to hold any politics. Claiming otherwise is the same category error as insisting every Christian must be a Democrat or Republican. Most serious practitioners do not care about your party and do not “hate Christians.” The ones who do are usually the loud online variety.

Most so-called witches are progressive / anti-MAGA / and “real ones” are also socialist and communist is another BS line often claimed. Frankly the ones doing all the mockery and complaining are the same that complain about stereotypes while enforcing stereotypes—like those girls (or whatever) that have thick white and black paint and metal all over their faces like they got caught in a tool-shed explosion combined with anime cosplay gone terribly wrong.

Visibility is not reality. Social media and certain urban scenes amplify the progressive, identity-obsessed cohort. That does not erase the conservative, traditionalist, solitary, or folk practitioners who keep their heads down. Many of the loudest self-proclaimed witches are performative: exploded makeup, tool-shed aesthetics, and endless political signaling. They function as cultural cosplay. The ones who treat the craft as craft rather than politics exist and always have.

“MAGA Warlocks and Witches are incompatible with the craft because of Christianity / nationalism / etc.” is pure BS. Plenty of historical cunning folk operated inside Christian societies and used Christian elements when useful. Folk magic has always been pragmatic. Nationalism and traditional social views are not recent inventions either; they are older than the modern left’s claims on spirituality and the occult. News flash: the concepts of the occult spirituality are themselves more often than not based squarely in various Christian denominational philosophies and specific source materials. A Warlock or Witch who prioritizes results, personal sovereignty, or cultural continuity is not “doing it wrong.” The ones who demand political purity tests are the ones inventing rules

The high-visibility progressive witches only use the word “witch” for shock value—which is neither shocking nor impressive, just laughable. While they condemn “MAGA Warlocks and Witches,” they act as pathetic gatekeepers on a gate that never existed. These same people treat every election as a moral panic and every disagreement as “hate.” They have no more authenticity than a Christian or an atheist who reduces their faith (or lack of it) to partisan loyalty. A craft is not politics. Most people who actually work it do not spend their time policing others’ ballots. These childish twats do.

Pointing out that MAGA numbers are “few” only reinforces the opposite of what they intend. They claim most real hives, groups, groves, and covens are small—then turn around and use the popularity fallacy to pretend their larger, louder scenes are more legitimate. By their own standard, the smaller claimed numbers put the MAGA practitioners closer to authentic.

Their failure to grasp symbolism, plus the claim that using AI for artwork somehow “proves” fakeness, is equally stupid. It is the same logic as declaring that the goofball talking out of her neck is more authentic simply because she lives every day like a fired extra from a knock-off, B-rated Halloween movie.

Those that look like a factory-mistake of an exploded makeup shed claiming the craft was “infiltrated” is pure stupidity on display. The same people supposedly “infiltrated” do not waste their lives spying on leftists or chasing that nonsense.

Plenty joined the MAGA concept even back when Democrats were still pushing pieces of it—you ignorant hypocrites cannot grasp any of this. They are the ones mistaking aesthetics and politics for substance.

Brothers and sisters of the crafts who actually practice exist across the spectrum. MAGA ones are simply the ones who refuse to pretend the craft requires left-wing orthodoxy. History and practice support them; the objections do not.

And where is the mockery of those like these laughable TikTok “Goth witches" who had nothing useful to say when the exact same breed of morons threw fits over Charlie Sheen calling himself a “Vatican assassin Warlock” in 2011?

Salem’s so called Coven of the Raven Moon (yes, more stereotypical gutter hippies always using words like moon, raven, wolf, or whatever, instead of just Jenny or Caroline) and self-professed Warlock Christian Day (who then also called himself a witch, showing the kind of indecisive nonsense those types are all about—and later ended up in lawsuits with other practitioners) publicly melted down, declared it a “blatant offense against our ways,” and staged a binding ritual to stop him from using the word “in a negative manner.”

Probably still in diapers.

They treated a celebrity rant like a religious desecration while insisting Warlocks are only “peaceful and enlightened”—while the same camp also calls the word bad or a slur. It’s ridiculous.

The same crowd later poured months—then years—into mass public curses and “binding spells” against Trump, starting with the February 2017 #MagicResistance ritual (orange candle, burn his photo, chant “You’re fired!” on every waning crescent moon). Thousands joined. When it produced zero results and he remained in power, some of the same people pivoted to the classic excuse: the magic only failed because of “traitors,” stronger opposing forces, or protective “shields” (guess that makes the fewer of us more authentic by such claims) not being strong enough.

Yet these TikTok goths and their childish peers stay silent or suddenly discover nuance the moment the target is MAGA practitioners. Selective outrage is not principle. It is theater.

The craft has never required political loyalty tests, and history shows the loudest gatekeepers have always been the ones most invested in the performance. Hell, these are the same twats that fight over who or what is more Goth and none of them ever faced off with the Roman Empire.

HAHAHAHA.

In the end who gets to determine what makes someone an authentic Warlock or Witch? The same doing all the bitching and moaning cannot even agree on that without resorting to confirming the same things of the so called "accusers" they concern for the old world accusations they themselves have never suffered the consequences of. A

Also instead of all the bitching, if any of them are really Goths, where are they when it comes to all the mass murders of so called Warlocks and Witches occurring to this very day in Africa and India, and elsewhere? On Tik Tok and Facebook pushing their rage bait.

Yet, its a stupid comment and yet just as valid as those same trying to curse, hex or condemn someone because they choose a different course then their own and refuse to submit to an imposed culture on a set of beliefs that were allegedly free of such dictatorships.

The comments that follow those videos and short clips are clearly enough showing that indeed their arrogance spewed out of their mouths that is all spawned out of their clear and abundant ignorance is the most truly nauseatingly tiresome of things to the point all their condemnations have become over done, pathetic and boring.