Your Brutal Reality Check
THE CAPITAL OF SHIT
Oregon's Housing Crisis Bullshit
Oregon’s housing shortage and financial system is a goddamn disaster (and that's the soft side of things): Even those spineless lawmakers admit the state is “woefully short” on housing, but they do fuck all about it.
The claim young families can't buy homes is more myth than reality. The problem is the insane crime rates. So its not just Illegals being used as tools and near slave labor because illegals have no actual rights (and shouldn't be here anyways). Someone without specific rights, especially when it comes to employment and work conditions "don't report" safety and other violations. That's the reality of illegals in the work force. The rest is just the symptoms.
Costs skyrocketing while wages stagnate: Rent hikes crush income growth every damn time, leaving thousands on the brink of eviction. Wages get jacked up, but so does everything else, trapping everyone in a endless, redundant loop of pointless, soul-sucking bullshit.
Permits plummeting: Local governments are shitting out fewer housing permits, making the supply crunch worse by trashing options for individuals and multi-family homes like the incompetent assholes they are.
Homelessness exploding: Despite flushing billions down the toilet, homelessness surged in 2024. Most of these poor bastards are still holding down jobs, forced to couch-surf or crash with parents or relatives—if they're lucky. But even that's turning into a nightmare thanks to all the idiotic, overreaching "regulations" and bullshit restrictions on converting rooms into bedrooms.
What These Worthless Politicians Are Actually Doing (Or Not)
The latest installed piece of shit, Governor Tina Kotek, pretended housing was her top priority, setting a laughable target of 36,000 new homes per year (an 83% jump over the pathetic current trends which is interesting how that is identical to the sudden drop in state deficit of found money)—then she completely bailed and didn't follow through.
And let's not forget how she slimed her way into that position; it's suspicious as hell.
House Bill 2138 pretends to streamline permits and expand “middle housing” like duplexes, triplexes, and townhomes. But that means jack shit in a state that's historically failed to act like it's even part of the fucking Union.
Recent legislation: A dozen or so bills passed to "protect" renter deposits, expand shelter access, and boost housing production. But that's all worthless window dressing when the insane local and state regulations, plus those bloodsucking taxes, keep sucking money straight into politicians' and their cronies' pockets and pensions—proving once again how ineffective and corrupt this whole system is!
Where the Real Disconnect (And Endless Lies) Hides
Developers always feast first: Rezoning and tax scams artificially inflate property values, pricing out locals—the exact crap you're bitching about, but then you morons cave and support it every goddamn time like brainless sheep.
Corporate takeover: Mega-corporations and greedy developers hijack the entire conversation, while small businesses and local communities get fucked over with scraps. Just look at the Amazon centers screwing our power grids and poisoning our fresh water supplies—what a cluster fuck!
Band-aid bullshit fixes: Doling out tents and cutting refund checks at year's end for state taxes? That's not solving homelessness; it's admitting total failure, you idiots! Where the hell are these people supposed to go? The fucking moon?
It's surrender to a cabal of assholes controlling everything, especially finance, concentrated in Portland while starving the rest of the state. And those same scumbag politicians have been shoving anyone not in their family out of Salem and onto the streets for years—it's not new, it's deliberate!
Community identity in ruins: Oregon has zero unified cultural backbone because these politicians exploit divisions on purpose, and they've been doing it for decades. Hell, many of these resisting assholes aren't even from our damn state to begin with.
Who Actually Admits This Shit (But Does Nothing)
Pam Marsh (D–Ashland) flat-out said the state is “woefully short on housing.” But I call bullshit—look at all the vacant properties, abandoned houses, and units sitting empty, plus the moronic restrictions on renting out rooms.
Governor Kotek calls the crisis “one of the largest emergencies Oregon has ever faced.”
But once she conned her way into office with her "clean it up" horseshit, she's vanished from the scene, blocking communities from fixing their own problems in true Marxist-style authoritarian bullshit. But acknowledgment isn’t accountability, and you are the fools dancing to the same tune and crying when nothing improves.
They admit the problem, but solutions are glacial, bureaucratic crap often hijacked by developer scum—if they even happen at all. It's all a slimy marketing scam to snag office, fat paychecks, and payoffs. These people are all fucking criminals.
The Rotten Core of This Mess
Votes are meaningless because they truly are—those entrenched assholes in control, who should've been booted decades ago, have their families' slimy interests (developers, banks, state agencies) overriding everyone else's needs if you're not in their exclusive little club.
Housing policy is reactive, restrictive garbage—not structural reform: Instead of torching the corrupt systems that blew up the bubble, they slap on patches with bubblegum, spit, and dirt while the same greedy players rake in profits and the rest of us suffer like idiots.
Education and small business support? More like indoctrination and promoted laziness. Crucial for a strong community, but they're deliberately sidelined for globalist corporate pipelines that fuck us all over.
Bottom line:
Oregon’s so-called leadership admits the housing crisis exists, but they won't dismantle the corrupt structures because they are the corrupt structures. They're shielding the same bastards who inflated values, rezoned neighborhoods into oblivion, and gutted jobs. That's why you see tents instead of homes, empty slogans instead of real culture, and division instead of community.
And the fucking punchline? You're all too goddamn stupid to unite and fight back—instead, you scrap over crumbs like a pack of rabid, starving dogs! So stop barking and actually unite together and fight them because they are not your problem alone. They are everyone's problem collectively!
A divided people is a conquered people.
