Reasonable Propaganda: Suggested/Not Required
This is both serious and based on a sense of humor, and can be applied as a form of propaganda because, well, it is. Propaganda is strategic communication designed to influence public opinion, beliefs, or actions, often by presenting biased, misleading, or emotionally charged information to promote a specific agenda, political cause, or ideology, rather than objective facts, using techniques like selective facts, loaded language, and repetition to bypass rational thought.
Fortunately this Propaganda is not meant to mislead anyone, and the selected facts are not all that selective as much as specific things people often bring up as questions or try to make claims which these things counter directly. And yes, a lot of it is loaded on purpose.
That said;
Converting to a different faith can be intimidating, but when the pros outweigh the cons, it can be totally worth it. You just have to be aware of the benefits of making the switch.
1. 🥓 Bacon
The list could end here. Seriously. If your religion bans bacon, it’s not a religion—it’s a hostage situation.
2. 🧕 No Hiding
Your wife can show her face in public without being stoned. She can also eat soup without a tactical veil deployment. Revolutionary.
3. 🚫 Not Founded by a Pedophile
We know, low bar. But Druwayu clears it. No creepy origin stories. No “divine exceptions.” Just adults acting like adults, and letting kids be kids free from the abusive and perverse stuff.
4. 🐶 No Demented Demands for Killing Dogs or Cats
No commandments demanding you murder your pets. If your deity hates animals, maybe it’s not divine—maybe it’s just a jerk and needs to be forgotten about and erased from history as an empty and cruel thing.
5. 📖 No Text Is Divine or Infallible
We don’t worship books. We read them. If your holy text can’t survive a fact-check, it’s not holy—it’s historical fiction.
6. 🛡️ Right to Self-Defense, Not Terrorism
You’re allowed to protect yourself. You’re not allowed to blow up a bus because someone drew a cartoon. See the difference?
7. 🍕 Eat Pizza However You Want
Bacon. Pineapple. Anchovies. It’s your face, your mouth, your toppings. Druwayu doesn’t micromanage your lunch.
8. 🧭 Pray Any Direction You Want
North, south, upside down, or not at all. Druwayu doesn’t care where your knees point. It cares what your brain’s doing.
9. 💀 100% Less Murderous Hatred
No history of crusades, jihads, inquisitions, or ritual slaughter. We’re not here to kill you. We’re here to outthink you.
10. 🤝 You Can Forgive Yourself and Others
No eternal damnation. No divine retribution style guilt traps. Just accountability, repair, and moving on like a functional adult.
11. 📚 Literal Doctrine and Improved Literacy
No definitions by association. No fake etymology. If the word means “banana,” we don’t pretend it means “salvation.”
12. 🚫 For Adults Only
Not pornographic—just honest. Druwayu refuses to indoctrinate kids. We teach critical thinking, not blind obedience. We're not here to try and force kids into anything and prefer to let kids just be kids without all the extra shit.
13. 🎭 No Emotional Manipulation or False Promises
We don’t sell paradise. We don’t threaten hell. We tell it like it is. If you want fantasy, try a movie about the fantasy of your preference.
14. 🧱 No “Anything Goes” Nonsense
We have clergy, but they’re custodians—not overlords. They preserve tradition, not enforce submission. Think librarians, not tyrants.
15. 🆓 Adherence Is by Choice, Not Force
If you have to be coerced, it’s not belief—it’s compliance. Druwayu doesn’t want your fear. It wants your clarity.
16. 🚫 No Recruitment or Evangelism
We don’t chase converts. We offer structure. You want in? Great. You don’t? Also great. We’re not selling salvation—we’re maintaining standards and we wont impose it on you, so don't impose your stuff on us. Simple.
17. 🧩 Total Boundary Control
Every asset, every interaction, every contributor is subject to enforcement. Misrepresentation is corrected. Drift is eliminated. Structure is preserved. No exceptions. No apologies.
18. 🧠 Like Atheists, But in Reverse (With Four at the Top)
Monotheists say, “There is no god but ours.” Atheists say, “Cool, we just believe in one less.” Druans say, “Cool, we believe in three more. Four total. Fully mapped. No guesswork. Based in Geometry. Supported by the Drikeyu.”
19. 🧼 No human sacrifice crap
If your spiritual awakening involves the ritual murder of another person for any claimed "reason" or in the name of a deity, you are still committing human sacrifice. IF you use the blood of animals you got from a slaughterhouse or intended to be food, its no big deal as long as your are not just killing an animal to appease some bloodthirsty fiend. Also, if you think you need to splatter blood on yourself and everyone else from a goat and a knife, you’re not enlightened—you’re just unhygienic. Not everyone agrees with this, but that's their business.
20. 🧯 No Apocalypse Fetish
We don’t fantasize about the world ending so we can be proven right. We’d rather fix it than burn it.
21. 🧬 No “Chosen People” Complex
We don’t do divine favoritism. If your god plays favorites, it’s not divine—it’s just petty.
22. 🧃 No Fasting That Makes You Hate Everyone
Skip the hunger-induced rage. Eat when you need to. Think when you’re ready. No spiritual hangry required.
23. 🧑🔬 Science Isn’t the Enemy
We don’t fear telescopes, vaccines, or carbon dating. If your beliefs collapse under a microscope, maybe they weren’t built well.
24. 🧛 No Afterlife Pyramid Scheme
No “believe now, pay later” salvation model. No eternal reward points. Just structure, clarity, and accountability.
25. 🧠 No Talking Snakes, Flying Horses, or Magic Fruit
If your origin story sounds like a rejected Marvel script, maybe it’s time to upgrade to something that doesn’t insult your neurons.
26. 🧮 Math Is Sacred
We don’t fear numbers. We use them. Our theology is mapped, not mumbled. Geometry > mythology.
27. 🧑🏫 Clergy Don’t Pretend to Be Gods
They’re not divine. They’re not infallible. They’re trained custodians of structure. If they drift, they’re corrected.
28. 🧱 No Holy Buildings Required
You don’t need a gold-plated dome or a mega-church to be valid. A clean room, a clear mind, and a functioning spine will do.
29. 🧘 No Forced Guilt
We don’t shame you into compliance. We don’t guilt you into obedience. We just expect you to think and act like an adult.
30. 🧨 No “God Told Me to Do It” Excuses
If your deity told you to commit a felony, maybe it’s not divine—it’s just your ego in cosplay.
31. 🧠 No “God Needs Your Money” Campaigns
We don’t pass the plate, guilt-trip your wallet, or claim the divine needs a new jet. If your deity needs a fundraiser, maybe it’s just broke.
32. 🧪 No Miracles That Violate Physics
We don’t pretend water turns into wine or that gravity takes weekends off. If your belief system needs magic tricks, it’s not a belief system—it’s a stage show.
33. 🧼 Clean Rituals, No Bodily Fluids Required
No spit, no blood, no weird bathwater blessings. Our rituals are clean, structured, and don’t require a mop afterward.
34. 🧠 No Talking to the Sky Required
You don’t need to shout at clouds or whisper to ceilings. If you want to reflect, reflect. If you want to act, act. No theatrics necessary.
35. 🧠 No “Chosen Language” Nonsense
We don’t pretend one ancient dialect is holier than another. If your god only speaks Aramaic, maybe it’s time for a software update.
36. 🧠 No “Sacred Geometry” That’s Just Doodles
We use actual geometry. Not spirals that look cool on yoga mats. If it doesn’t map, it doesn’t matter.
37. 🧠 No “Holy Days” That Require You to Starve, Sweat, or Freeze
We don’t schedule suffering. If your calendar includes mandatory misery, maybe it’s time to unsubscribe.
38. 🧠 No “Faith-Based Science Denial”
We don’t reject evolution, climate data, or medical facts because they hurt someone’s feelings. Truth isn’t negotiable.
39. 🧠 No “Divine Jealousy”
Our theological structure doesn’t include insecure deities throwing tantrums because someone prayed in the wrong direction.
40. 🧠 No “Sacred Furniture”
We don’t worship chairs, altars, or decorative boxes. If your belief system needs props, maybe it’s just theater.
41. 🧔 No Anti-Masculine Feminist Nonsense
We don’t demonize men, masculinity, or fatherhood. If your belief system treats male identity like a disease, it’s not progressive—it’s just bitter. Druwayu respects adult roles without ideological sabotage.
42. 🧠 No “God Told Me You’re My Wife/Husband” Pickup Lines
We don’t use divine authority to justify creepy behavior. If someone says the gods told them to marry you, tell them the gods also said “get lost” or "get stuffed" or whatever you want to more or less tell them to go fuck themselves.
43. 🧠 No “Spiritual Bypassing”
We don’t pretend trauma is a lesson or suffering is a gift. If you’re hurting, fix it. Don’t wrap it in incense and call it enlightenment.
44. 🧠 No “Sacred Gender Roles” That Are Just Control Tactics
We don’t assign cosmic value to who cooks dinner. If your theology requires a flowchart to justify oppression, it’s not sacred—it’s just outdated.
45. 🧠 No “Divine Punishment” for Asking Questions
We encourage questions. If your god gets angry when you think critically, maybe it’s not a god—it’s just a control freak.
46. 🧠 No “Holy War” Clause
We don’t have a doctrine that activates violence when someone disagrees. If your belief system includes a kill switch, it’s not divine—it’s defective. This does not mean we will be law abiding victims either if someone seeks to harm or destroy us and others in the name of their "religion" or lesser "war god."
47. 🧠 No “Sacred Clothing/Nudity” That Doubles as Cosplay
We don’t wrap people in fabric cages and call it modesty just as we don't expect ritual nudity to hide some voyeurism. Also, "trying" to look spooky is Costumed Performance, not spiritual expression.
48. 🧠 No “Spiritual Hierarchy” Based on Who Suffers More
We don’t rank people by how miserable they are. If your path to holiness is paved with self-inflicted pain, maybe it’s time to reroute.
49. 🧠 No “Divine Jealousy” Drama
We don’t do insecure deities throwing tantrums because someone prayed to the wrong one. Our structure is stable. No cosmic soap operas.
50. 🧠 No “Sacred Math” That Doesn’t Add Up
We don’t pretend 3 = 1 or that infinity fits in a scroll. Our theology is mapped, not mumbled. If it doesn’t compute, it doesn’t belong.
51. 🧠 No “Parody Religion” Nonsense
We’re not a cosmic joke, a satire project, or a clever reversal of someone else’s theology. If your belief system exists just to mock another, it’s not a belief—it’s a tantrum with branding.
52. 🧠 Not Defined by What We’re Not
We don’t build identity by negation. Druwayu isn’t “not-Christian,” “not-Islamic,” or “not-whatever.” It’s structurally anchored, doctrinally mapped, and self-contained. If your system needs a foil to exist, it’s not a system—it’s a reaction.
53. 🧠 No “Cosmic Vibes” or “Energy Worship”
We don’t pray to vibrations, crystals, or the moon’s mood swings. If your theology depends on planetary alignment, it’s not divine—it’s astrology with a PR team.
54. 🧠 No “Spiritual Consumerism” or "Divine Spam"
We don’t offer enlightenment in 10 easy steps or sell sacred starter kits. If your path to truth comes with merch, it’s not sacred—it’s retail. All we may "retail" is things with Church specific symbolism to help fund the church advertising material.
55. 🧠 No “Choose Your Own Adventure” Belief
We don’t let you mix and match doctrines like a salad bar. Druwayu is structured. If you want spiritual improv, try a drum circle.
56. 🧠 No “Divine Mascots”
We don’t assign animal totems, spirit guides, or celestial pets. If your deity needs a mascot, maybe it’s just lonely.
57. 🧠 No “Sacred Theater”
We don’t do robes, smoke machines, or dramatic lighting to simulate holiness. If your ritual needs stagecraft, it’s not sacred—it’s theater. Any such garments are by choice more than anything else so we remain flexible over such things and don't demand the trappings of religiosity.
58. 🩲 No Magic Underwear
We don’t do sacred boxers, holy briefs, or divine compression garments. If your spiritual protection depends on what’s hugging your thighs, it’s not enlightenment—it’s just laundry with delusions of grandeur.
59. 🧠 No “Spiritual Trauma Bonding”
We don’t build community by sharing wounds and calling it sacred. If your theology requires you to bleed together to feel connected, maybe it’s not healing—it’s just codependency with candles.
60. ⚧️ No “Divine Gender Fluidity” as a Theological Loophole
We don’t rewrite doctrine to accommodate ideological trends. If your deity changes pronouns to stay relevant, it’s not divine—it’s just trying to win Twitter.
61. 🤖 No “Sacred AI Worship” or Algorithmic Prophecy
We don’t treat chatbots as oracles or hallucinated outputs as divine revelation. If your god runs on silicon and server uptime, maybe it’s not eternal—it’s just cloud-based confusion.
62. 🪐 No “Cosmic Consent Culture” Replacing Actual Boundaries
We don’t replace structure with vague affirmations and spiritual niceties. If your theology says “everything’s valid,” it’s not inclusive—it’s boundless nonsense dressed as virtue trying to force fit things together that are factually incompatible and irreconcilable.
In Conclusion: We do not proclaim Druwayu is the best or only choice. You are as previous said free to chose as you will, and you are also just as free to reject it at any time without condemnation. Nor are you demanded to reject real courage as a virtue when its a mask of cowardice. Ultimately Druwayu comes down to seeking objective truth, not blind devotion, and welcomes thinkers and contemplates, not submissive servants or dictating tyrants and there is also very much a distinction between being an authority in contrast to authoritarianism. If you don't know the difference, you need to do some serious research.
