STRAIGHT OUT OF PORTLAND
MAKE ME FAMOUS. I WELCOME THE ATTENTION! LIBTARD!
[Verse 1]
Safe-space soldier, armed with my pen,
Typin’ justice like a true Portlandian.
Got hashtags loaded, throwin’ shade,
One wrong post? Whole timeline gets laid!
[Bridge]
Watch me call out the truth,
Cancel culture ain’t no sleuth!
[Chorus]
Straight outta Portland!
Carden Blackthorne—main character energy!
From the crew called The Virtue Patrol,
Paper-straw swagger, latte in control!
[Verse 2]
I protest the brunch if eggs aren’t free,
Cornish hens in chains ain’t sittin’ with me.
Rescue all my cats with emotional flair,
Post for the gram, just to show that I care!
[Bridge]
Tag it, bag it, we’re climbing the charts,
Caffeine-fueled revolution, playin’ our parts!
[Chorus]
Straight outta Portland!
Carden Blackthorne—main character energy!
From the crew called The Virtue Patrol,
Paper-straw swagger, latte in control!
[Outro]
Straight outta Portland!
Recycling vibes—it’s still my turn!
Dedicated to All Libtards
This song is a direct reaction to the relentless virtue-signaling idiocy of leftist extremists who shove their brain-dead agenda down everyone's throats, inspiring its creation as a satirical middle finger to every libtard out there.
Dedicated to all the libtards—and those pearl-clutching snowflakes offended by the term—who fail to grasp that getting triggered by "libtard" is them admitting they're exactly that. "Libtard" isn't some far-right slur; it's a precise label for libtard extremism and hypocrisy.
Their "far-right" boogeyman is so wildly off-base it's rendered meaningless, just like every other steaming pile they spew. Tet it's still entertaining to watch them loose their shit over being called out.
Little FYI, the history is this dude was calling anyone that supports Trump in a group called Oregonians for Oregon a hate group and to rebrand as such. In short, the usual cry-baby Anqueefa supporting, terrorist promoting Portlandian Libtard. Here's the copy of the posts before they got deleted.
