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Raymond S. G. Foster

High Elder Warlock

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THE BLESSED BLT!

THE BLESSED BLT SONG: BECAUSE GOD LOVES A BLT!
THE BLESSED BLT SONG: BECAUSE GOD LOVES A BLT!

Verse 1


Morning sun is rising bright,

Kitchen smells are pure delight,

Bread is toasting, crisp and warm,


Simple lunch in perfect form.

Bacon sizzling in the pan,

Best invention made by man,

Lettuce fresh and tomatoes sweet,

Stacked together—can’t be beat!


Chorus


Allah yuhibu shatiratan,

Lahm al-khinzir al-muqadad,

Wal-khasi wal-tamatim!

God loves a BLT it seems!


Crispy bacon, lettuce green,

Tomatoes shining ruby sheen,

Toast it golden, stack it high—Best sandwich beneath the sky! 🥓🥬🍅


Verse 2


Spread the mayo nice and slow,

Watch that tasty tower grow,

Every bite a crunchy sound,

Happiest lunch that can be found.


From the skillet to the plate,

Simple joys we celebrate,

Bread and bacon harmony,

Sandwich of divinity!


Chorus


Allah yuhibu shatiratan,

Lahm al-khinzir al-muqadad,

Wal-khasi wal-tamatim!

God loves a BLT it seems!


Crispy bacon, lettuce green,

Tomatoes shining ruby sheen,

Toast it golden, stack it high—Best sandwich beneath the sky!


Bridge


Some praise feasts of gold and spice,

Others dine on simple rice,

But when lunch time calls my name,

BLT wins every game!


Final Chorus


Allah yuhibu shatiratan,

Lahm al-khinzir al-muqadad,

Wal-khasi wal-tamatim!

Sing it loud and sing it free!


Bacon, lettuce, tomato bright,

Toasted bread in midday light,

Raise it high for all to see—The glorious, mighty BLT! 🥪

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