HUMOR HAVEN

The H.E.W.

“Brand New Plea”

For just $10 dollars a month, only about 32.88 cents a day, you’ll help us, me, piss off another Feminist

(Verse 1)

Hi, I’m the H.E.W., and I’ve got a brand new plea

STOLE LANDS

In Honor of Billie Eilish

Verse 1)

I checked the map, I checked it twice

GOD LOVES A BLT

THE BLT SONG

Lyrics

Verse 1

THE SHEEP SONG

Loosely Based off of Talking In Your Sleep by The Romantics ‧ 1983