
FIRST CHURCH OF DRUWAYU
EMBRACE LOGIC, HUMOR AND ABSURDITY
Established October 1, 2024
GENERAL PUBLIC NOTICE
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OUR ADOPTED AND ORIGINAL CUSTOMS
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Overview
Druwayu recognizes that culture is dynamic, shaped by logic, humor, and absurdity. Adoption of customs is deliberate, respectful, and aligned with Druwayu’s principles. Common, universal customs (e.g., memorializing the dead) may be incorporated if compatible.
Guiding Principles:
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Authentic Connection Required: Only customs with meaningful relevance to Druans may be considered.
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Compatibility with Druwayu: Customs must reinforce logic, humor, ethical growth, and intellectual integrity.
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Scrutiny and Evaluation: All customs are examined to avoid contradictions or dogma.
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Voluntary Inclusion: Adoption is organic, through discussion and refinement.
Process:
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Proposal of Custom: Present origin, significance, and relevance, including historical context.
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Trial of Integration: Test compatibility with Druwayu philosophy through debate, humor, and logic.
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Rite of Adaptation: Refine the custom to fit Druwayu principles while preserving its essence (e.g., blood rituals are excluded).
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Formal Recognition: Officially integrate the custom, documenting its purpose for future generations.
Adopted customs remain subject to ongoing review; practices may be modified or removed if they lose relevance or conflict with evolving principles.
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SPECIFIC OBSERVANCES
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Holy Monday Night Feast
When: Every Monday-Tuesday, 6 PM – 12 AM
Practices:
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Feasting & Bonding: Shared food and drink honor hospitality and peace.
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Reflection: Philosophical discussions on Druwayu teachings.
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Music & Dance: Heavy metal, belly dancing, and pole dancing celebrate freedom, wellness, and the human body.
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Hospitality: Inclusive meals emphasize abundance and compassion.
Significance:
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Inclusivity & Peace: Welcomes all, prohibiting hostility.
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Resilience: Music, dance, and laughter strengthen community bonds and emotional well-being.
Context: Inspired by 1980s punk and metal subcultures, combined with ancient communal feasts, integrating humor and absurdity to unite spiritual and physical expression.
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Church Fest (October 1)
Purpose: Commemorates the founding of the First Church of Druwayu; focuses on reconciliation, forgiveness, and renewal.
Practices:
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Confession of personal faults.
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Collective absolution.
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Acts of penance through kindness and reflection.
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Renewal of virtue and community bonds.
Significance: Promotes truth, reconciliation, collective mercy, and forward-looking compassion.
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Founder’s Day (January 10)
Purpose: Celebrates the founder’s birth, emphasizing forgiveness, liberation, and community unity.
Practices:
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Debt Forgiveness: Monetary and emotional debts released.
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Gift-Giving: Material, symbolic, or service-based exchanges.
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Candle-Lighting Ceremony: Flames symbolize interconnected lives; grievances burned in a communal bonfire.
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Zero Tolerance for Hostility: Conflict is respectfully resolved.
Significance:
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Honors the founder’s vision of compassion and inclusivity.
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Visualizes interconnectedness and the acceptance of life’s imperfections.
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Combines solemn reflection with joyful celebration.
Context: Blends ancient renewal rituals (e.g., debt jubilees) with modern values of compassion and psychological freedom, emphasizing unity over judgment.
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Birthday Celebrations
Purpose: Honors each individual’s life, affirming worth, contributions, and community ties.
Practices:
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Story-sharing circles.
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Personalized blessings.
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Communal feast featuring the celebrant’s favorites.
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Acts of service or creative gifts.
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Inclusive affirmation: “Your life matters, your story strengthens us, and together we shine.”
Funerals
Overview: Practices balance financial means, respect, and spiritual tradition.
Key Steps:
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Preparation: Washing, shrouding, altars, symbolic figures.
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Cremation or Burial: Pyres or simple coffins, bonfires or lanterns guide spirits.
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Memorial Construction: Ashes placed in mounds, stones, or tombs; temporary altars maintained.
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Communal Mourning: Gatherings, lamentations, and prayers.
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Eulogies & Tributes: Storytelling, songs, and dances celebrate the deceased.
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Offerings: Treasures, food, symbolic items, or charitable acts.
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Sacred Location: Meaningful spaces for burial or memorials.
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Community Participation: Collective rituals, dances, and offerings.
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Festive Celebrations: Music, food, and communal gatherings blend joy with remembrance.
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Guidance for Spirits: Fires, lanterns, altars, and prayers ensure peace.
Lost or Irretrievable Bodies: Votive objects replicate the deceased; offerings, pyres, and symbolic treasures fulfill ritual requirements. Ashes are placed in family tombs.
Note: The first person buried at a new cemetery becomes its temporary guardian, deserving votive offerings and respect.
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Other Life Observances
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Celebrating achievements (e.g., graduations).
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Birth of a child, with multi-day communal celebrations to welcome life and support the family.
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Things to Consider:
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Customary observances in Druwayu are either specifically created or carefully adopted to align with Druan principles. Each practice carries clear meaning, fostering community, reinforcing bonds, and expressing the core values of Druwayu’s tenets. Some customs are unique to Druwayu; others are adapted from universal concepts, reinterpreted to reflect Druwayu’s philosophy rather than appropriated from other cultures. Common elements include:
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Storytelling & Sacred Arts: Preserving wisdom through music, poetry, and oral tradition.
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Meditation & Contemplation: Practicing silent reflection and prayer for guidance.
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Philosophical, Ethical, and Moral Teachings: Applying insights to cultivate awareness of self and others.
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Animal Symbols & Spiritual Connections: Drawing guidance from animal traits and symbolism.
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Dream Interpretation & Visionary Experiences: Seeking meaning from subconscious messages.
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Study of Languages, Legends, and Folklore: Learning from historical traditions and sacred texts.
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Respect for Nature & the Universe: Recognizing the value of life through outdoor gatherings.
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Seasonal Gatherings: Observing festivals aligned with natural cycles.
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Pilgrimage & Sacred Journeys: Visiting spiritually significant sites to renew cultural bonds.
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Ritual & Ceremony: Connecting with spiritual forces and expressing intentions.
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Honoring Ancestors: Celebrating the lives and contributions of those who came before.
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Divination & Guidance Seeking: Consulting spiritual insights from nature or other methods.
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Sacred Symbols & Geometry: Using meaningful designs to convey spiritual concepts.
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Music & Sacred Sound: Connecting through sound.
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Spiritual Discipline Through Dance & Movement: Expressing devotion through movement.
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